'You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire '

somebody light my fire, perhaps a douchebag or...
nah nah... its definitely a douchbag!
btw, thanks to baskin's strawberry cheesecake:

"From various bitter matters, evidently there is one that's sweet"